Mar 24, 2026
This game is amazing in the mere fact it exists. For a game that looks like it does(very bad), it is shockingly expansive. You play as Garn 47, a very fast man voice-acted by a door. The game's a weird open-ended exploration type of thing, housing many secrets. Unlike a certain other game, (article needed; would be funny if I made one and forgot to link it here) I won't advise you to not look up the secrets as some of them are plainly dumb. But, I would reccomend at least trying to get as far as you can without a guide, so you can experience the sheer befuddlement at this thing's very existence. Honestly this is something that is only properly experienced first hand. In the wise words of Floombo, the game's creator: "It's the most fun you can have, as long as you keep an open mind."
Another word of warning before I put down the source so you can try it yourself- (why not, it's free- if you're on here you probably don't have anything better to do.) In the opening of the game, especially, it often seems like the game is straight-up broken. It's not. It's supposed to be fucked up like that.
It's not on steam(as of writing), but you can download version 2.5 from itch.io. If you need more convincing, just know that it houses the greatest creature to ever exist, Car, and his emo sister Carr.
And if you need further convincing, ask yourself what the Fâ—†RMSPIRE is. That's why I'm here, writing this.
FINAL VERDICT: TOP OF ALL TIME
Sorry for the short page, I have tons more to say about the game, but will leave that for later. There is more than meets the eye here and I do not want to show the game's hand too early.
-Y